[And in a remarkably stunning move of sheer stupidity, Jack forgets he has a lizard woman on his floor. He just remembers that there is an incredibly hot woman living next door that he's already spent some time with and that this is probably some equally hot babe ripe for seduction. This is what he gets for failing to use the video option.

So he makes his move.]

Illusions can be a real pain. I've seen more than my fair few. But I tell ya what. Seeing as you were acting for the good of the floor? I got a spare room you can call your own until the Suits see fit to reset your apartment.