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Vastra ([personal profile] eversohungry) wrote2013-06-09 04:45 pm

[Written/Audio/Action] Transmission 004 - In Which Vastra's Carpet Is Ruined

[Backdated to the morning of June 4th.]

[Written]

I am afraid that a rather unfortunate accident has occurred in Community Housing 1 on the first floor. My carpet caught fire last night, as well as a few other things inside my rooms. I apologize for the smell of smoke, but I assure you it was entirely necessary at the time. Today I will be removing the offending articles and I sincerely hope that will do something for the smell. Until then I can only ask for your understanding.


[Audio]

[The recording comes a scant few seconds after the notice about the carpet. Vastra's tone is certainly annoyed and clipped.]

And while I did set my own carpet on fire, it was the product of an extremely ill-spirited joke that was inflicted on me last night. The details of which are unimportant save for this: something must be done about Loki. He remains under the influence of a spirit and I can only reason that the level of his 'pranks' will most likely escalate and could very easily get someone killed.

But I am almost certain this cannot be accomplished by only myself. If you are a friend of his, he needs help that is most likely beyond my ability alone. I will be at home, Community Housing 1, first floor, number four, if discussion must be conducted in person.


[Action]

[While waiting for responses, Vastra is setting to cleaning out her apartment of everything that was burned. Rugs, an endtable, a small sofa... everything is being assembled in a small pile to go outside the housing building. But she's almost certain the stink is never going to leave.]

[At least she's still alive, despite the severity of the situation. It could have gone in a very different direction--and Vastra can't help but wonder if Loki would have put a stop to it if her life had been in more serious danger. She sighs and puts the pointless question to the back of her mind and continues working.]
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action... kinda

[personal profile] weaponry 2013-06-11 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Well, Vastra, something has fallen into the bushes outside your window. He's free to grab it and look at the the super powerful incense, ferbreeze and air spray.

You see, last night, Tenten wasn't too happy with the stench, or the occasional smoke rising up from the first floor. So, have this. Attached is a note: You might need this so the rest of us don't suffocate - Tenten. ]
weaponry: (I'm going to have his children)

[written]

[personal profile] weaponry 2013-06-17 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Tenten giggles at their observation. You know, even though it smelt like burnt polyester and soot, this person might actually be pretty good to hang around with. ]

I figured you're responsible with fires if you lit one to get someone out of your home. And if you didn't burn down my apartment. It won't be inconvenient when it actually starts to smell better.
Edited 2013-06-17 19:49 (UTC)
weaponry: (There's nothing funny about)

[written]

[personal profile] weaponry 2013-06-20 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, you still didn't suffocate me or my friends or gave any of our rooms smoke damage. So let's just label this a 7/10 and see how you progress if you ever light your apartment on fire later.
weaponry: (There's nothing funny about)

[written]

[personal profile] weaponry 2013-06-22 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
Well, one can only hope. [ She doesn't hear the annoyance since this is in writing but she knows this these things can end up repeating themselves. ]
weaponry: (I'm going to have his children)

[written]

[personal profile] weaponry 2013-06-25 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I will. I think I'm going to keep water in one of my scrolls from now on so I can drench an apartment in case this happens again. It'd be easier then trying to stamp it out, or doing something dangerous like trying to smother it with something flammable.