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Vastra ([personal profile] eversohungry) wrote2013-06-09 04:45 pm

[Written/Audio/Action] Transmission 004 - In Which Vastra's Carpet Is Ruined

[Backdated to the morning of June 4th.]

[Written]

I am afraid that a rather unfortunate accident has occurred in Community Housing 1 on the first floor. My carpet caught fire last night, as well as a few other things inside my rooms. I apologize for the smell of smoke, but I assure you it was entirely necessary at the time. Today I will be removing the offending articles and I sincerely hope that will do something for the smell. Until then I can only ask for your understanding.


[Audio]

[The recording comes a scant few seconds after the notice about the carpet. Vastra's tone is certainly annoyed and clipped.]

And while I did set my own carpet on fire, it was the product of an extremely ill-spirited joke that was inflicted on me last night. The details of which are unimportant save for this: something must be done about Loki. He remains under the influence of a spirit and I can only reason that the level of his 'pranks' will most likely escalate and could very easily get someone killed.

But I am almost certain this cannot be accomplished by only myself. If you are a friend of his, he needs help that is most likely beyond my ability alone. I will be at home, Community Housing 1, first floor, number four, if discussion must be conducted in person.


[Action]

[While waiting for responses, Vastra is setting to cleaning out her apartment of everything that was burned. Rugs, an endtable, a small sofa... everything is being assembled in a small pile to go outside the housing building. But she's almost certain the stink is never going to leave.]

[At least she's still alive, despite the severity of the situation. It could have gone in a very different direction--and Vastra can't help but wonder if Loki would have put a stop to it if her life had been in more serious danger. She sighs and puts the pointless question to the back of her mind and continues working.]
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[personal profile] originaljackass 2013-07-12 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well it's an overrated experience. She made me all touchy-feely. I nearly cried at one point. It was terrible."
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[personal profile] originaljackass 2013-08-01 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
"On account of my larger than life personality and identity?"
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[personal profile] originaljackass 2013-08-01 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
He shook his head. "Did nobody watch my movie?" He threw his hands in the air and sighed. "I'm Jack Horner. Jack of the Tales. I did the beanstalk. I slayed the giants. I was Jack Frost, Jack of the Lantern, Jack of the Green, and I even did that bit with the candlestick that everyone makes a big deal out of. I'm Jack."